You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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