Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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