Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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