As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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