Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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