Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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