Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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