its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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