thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize
