Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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