didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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