shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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