Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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