She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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