I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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