didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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