if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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