Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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