Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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