He is an equal opportunity slut.
this boner is exhausting
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
