"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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