i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
