Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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