Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize