marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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