Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Randomize
