It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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