your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm always down for nudity.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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