I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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