Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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