Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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