you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
