so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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