Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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