ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
