I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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