i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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