The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
