its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Enjoy the penises
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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