i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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