Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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