i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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