Where did you get a picture of my penis
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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