real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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