Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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