my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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