okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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