"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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