I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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