honey bunches of taint.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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