he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
And then he peed in my hair
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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