Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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