This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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