oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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