you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
